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Re: Exclusive: (Fake) Sarah Palin Twitter Interview

marguerite manteau-rao — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 15:57:01 -0000

How about Fake Sarah Palin blog?

complete with Sarah's Ten Commandments:

* Alaska always comes first
* Marriage is an act of God, between a man and a woman
* Nature is for us to shoot, and mine, and timber, and fish, and drill
* Sarah is always right, after God
* We shall banish books that soil our children's souls
* We shall listen to God's will, over science
* We shall not let the wolves, and the whales, and the salmons, and the polar bears, stand in the way of oil
* We shall not teach sex education to our children, but abstinence instead
* We shall spread the gospel of creation
* We shall support life at all costs, even when the unborn child is a product of rape or incest

Re: Exclusive: (Fake) Sarah Palin Twitter Interview

DanV — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:29:38 -0000

I'd love to interview FSP! She'd be fun to quote for my upcoming book, "Sacred Cows Make the Best Hamburger!" I want to ask her about where babies come from! I'm 61 and still don't get it. Also, since I'm gay, I want to ask her which closet I should go back into, the hall closet or the (shock!!) bedroom closet? Does she give advice on anything? Should I listen to her or keep watching the 700 Club?

Re: Exclusive: (Fake) Sarah Palin Twitter Interview

Neil — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:27:43 -0000

I love Fake Sarah Palin! I would marry her; but she might be a dude. :-)