I love Fake Sarah Palin! I would marry her; but she might be a dude. :-)
DanV
· 1 year ago
I'd love to interview FSP! She'd be fun to quote for my upcoming book, "Sacred Cows Make the Best Hamburger!" I want to ask her about where babies come from! I'm 61 and still don't get it. Also, since I'm gay, I want to ask her which closet I should go back into, the hall closet or the (shock!!) bedroom closet? Does she give advice on anything? Should I listen to her or keep watching the 700 Club?
* Alaska always comes first * Marriage is an act of God, between a man and a woman * Nature is for us to shoot, and mine, and timber, and fish, and drill * Sarah is always right, after God * We shall banish books that soil our children's souls * We shall listen to God's will, over science * We shall not let the wolves, and the whales, and the salmons, and the polar bears, stand in the way of oil * We shall not teach sex education to our children, but abstinence instead * We shall spread the gospel of creation * We shall support life at all costs, even when the unborn child is a product of rape or incest
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http://whatssarahthinking.com
complete with Sarah's Ten Commandments:
* Alaska always comes first
* Marriage is an act of God, between a man and a woman
* Nature is for us to shoot, and mine, and timber, and fish, and drill
* Sarah is always right, after God
* We shall banish books that soil our children's souls
* We shall listen to God's will, over science
* We shall not let the wolves, and the whales, and the salmons, and the polar bears, stand in the way of oil
* We shall not teach sex education to our children, but abstinence instead
* We shall spread the gospel of creation
* We shall support life at all costs, even when the unborn child is a product of rape or incest