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Re: Christians Pray for Palin

owlafaye — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:10:56 -0000

"Post Turtle"...lots of laughter ...Putting a religious twist involving guilt on election choices is the ultimate hilarity of FunDumbMentals

Re: Christians Pray for Palin

owlafaye — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:07:53 -0000

If you are "born again", you can do anything you please, in the name of Jesus Christ of course.
Of course

Re: Christians Pray for Palin

UNLEARN — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:07:38 -0000

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Palin and her bid.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a 'Post Turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'Post Turtle' was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'Post Turtle'."

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she don't belong up there, she don't know what to do while she's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dummy put her up there to begin with."

Re: Christians Pray for Palin

owlafaye — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:05:42 -0000

"Nothing fails like prayer"