http://washingtonindependent.disqus.com/enThu, 02 Oct 2008 14:55:49 -0000http://washingtonindependent.com/9752/a-brief-history-of-the-vice-presidency#comment-2805338<p>MAMA MOOSE SHOOTER<br>(to Barracuda, Heart)<br>WilliamBanzai7</p><p>So this ain't the end - I saw you again today<br>Had to turn my high powered rifle away<br>You smiled in the sun - Moose steaks for everyone<br>and tails - it never fails!</p><p>You lying so low in the skunk weeds<br>Bet you gonna ambush me<br>You'd have me down on my knees<br>Wouldn't you, MAMA Moose Shooter?</p><p>Back over time when I was just trying to be Aunt Bea<br>John McCain proposed to appoint me VP<br>No right no wrong "you're selling a product" - its just a name<br>game "MaMa Palin and Old Numbnuts"</p><p>Since the real thing won't do the trick<br>You better come up with some cheap campaign tricks<br>Cause you gonna burn out your short redneck wick<br>aren't you, MaMa Moose Shooter?</p><p>"Sell me sell you" the the old man said<br>Dive down deep to bring me back from the dead<br>You... I think you come from the shallow GOP zoo.<br>Everyone knows that every GOP Freak wants a gun toting VeeP</p><p>All that night and all the next<br>Swam the Bering Strait without coming up for air<br>Swim moose swim, here comes MaMa Moose Shooter! </p>williambanzai7Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:55:49 -0000http://washingtonindependent.com/9752/a-brief-history-of-the-vice-presidency#comment-2804208<p>It was a pitcher of warm piss, actually.</p>James KilbourneThu, 02 Oct 2008 13:40:08 -0000