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A Brief History of the Vice Presidency

Started by washingtonindependent · 9 months ago

Despite Vice President John Nance Garner’s notorious description that the vice-presidency as not worth a pitcher of warm piss — though many cite this as “spit,” somehow seeing this as better for polite company — the fact is that the office, ... Continue reading »

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  • It was a pitcher of warm piss, actually.
  • MAMA MOOSE SHOOTER
    (to Barracuda, Heart)
    WilliamBanzai7

    So this ain't the end - I saw you again today
    Had to turn my high powered rifle away
    You smiled in the sun - Moose steaks for everyone
    and tails - it never fails!

    You lying so low in the skunk weeds
    Bet you gonna ambush me
    You'd have me down on my knees
    Wouldn't you, MAMA Moose Shooter?

    Back over time when I was just trying to be Aunt Bea
    John McCain proposed to appoint me VP
    No right no wrong "you're selling a product" - its just a name
    game "MaMa Palin and Old Numbnuts"

    Since the real thing won't do the trick
    You better come up with some cheap campaign tricks
    Cause you gonna burn out your short redneck wick
    aren't you, MaMa Moose Shooter?

    "Sell me sell you" the the old man said
    Dive down deep to bring me back from the dead
    You... I think you come from the shallow GOP zoo.
    Everyone knows that every GOP Freak wants a gun toting VeeP

    All that night and all the next
    Swam the Bering Strait without coming up for air
    Swim moose swim, here comes MaMa Moose Shooter!

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